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one day i aspire to shop price high to low

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so-personal:

everything personal

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p-otter-m-alfoy:

at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks

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basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

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wallflo-er:

tbh i just need a hug

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luxio:

what if instead of gender we all had pokemon types

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tomfletcherscats:

i could be a member of maroon 5 and none of you would ever know

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nointerrruption:

nointerrruption:

how come your lips dont touch when you say touch but they touch when you say separate 

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snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

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broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

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you:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

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chocolaty:

*tries to sound intimidating* *stutters*

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dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

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  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
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mewbutts:

internetexplorers:

when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton

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